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kaciart:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

I don’t know what I was expecting

artemia:

note-a-bear:

aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

"You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way too many fucks about way too many things. You have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down to 1-2 fucks per month, and those fucks are pretty damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault – fucks expire too quickly. I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out really quickly, Some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s just basic Fuckonomics."
— Unknown English Teacher (via memewhore)

timespacemarauder:

ask-xi:

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SAY NO TO STUPID INTERNET LAWS

The only gif needed for net neutrality.

coldweatherr:

pokemon-master-tyrell:

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.



michael bay calm down 

Hahaha!

coldweatherr:

pokemon-master-tyrell:

64bitwar:

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

michael bay calm down 

Hahaha!

Bill Maher on the criticism he’s received for his views on religion, his film, Religulous, specifically.